Sunday, 23 March 2014

S14 E06 - Results are out!!

While I write this people all around me are getting elated…well some of them.  The occasion is that the class of 2014 of BE of Pune University just got its results of the 7th Semester. It was a very very long wait. The rule book says that the results should be declared 45 days after the last exam gets over. This time it took 4 months for the University to hand out the results, very much overdue. And we as the students didn’t mind this wait… it was a no care issue for us… but secretly everyone was waiting for the results with bated breath… you can never trust PU. They can flip things and mess them up so fast you wouldn’t even come to know… but then there is no other option but to go along with these useless oafs.
I got my results as well…and surprize… for the first time in my life… I got an All Clear…it means no backlogs and no giving old papers!!! Elation!! For a fact I know most of you won’t think this is a achievement. But for me it is a huge one…though I missed 1st class by a whisker! The thing is I’m not at all made for engineering…it’s just not for me… I am more of a commerce guy…or a management guy…somehow I’ve dragged myself thru this mess for 8 years…my diploma and engineering. Well it’s all coming to a fantastic end now in a matter of some days…and yeah I am kinda nostalgic… feels legit… every day dragging myself to college and attending those stupid lectures and practical’s… dunno if I’ll miss them or not…can’t say now… just waiting for all this to get over and get a little independent…
I’ve already made a list of things I gotta do after my engineering… life won’t be boring…for sure…and this blog won’t be too!!



Cheers!!! Adios!!

Monday, 10 March 2014

S14 E05 The perks of working in an IT company...or is it???

First of all I would like to clear something to some very particular people…and I think I speak on behalf of millions of bloggers around the world…big or small…a message to people who think blogging is done for time pass…read and consider…
“We write stuff coz we can…we are not jobless…we love to put our views out there…we write without expecting any kind of response or gratitude…we do have jobs and we work too…but still we take out time and sit down any type this stuff…coz we can…and you can’t ”
That being sorted out…let us proceed towards the titular question and(or) should I say rhetorical question…almost 50% of people I know are working in either InformationTech  MNCs or IT start-ups or national level functional IT companies… A bunch of brothers and sisters and a hoard of friends and someone really close to me too… all of them in some way or the other are a little of a big part of the Indian IT scenario…
The prospect of a good pay and a nice company name to work in dragged all of them into this vicious web shall we say of what my Brother-in-law calls it “enrolling yourself in the world of exploitation at office, insecurity and prey to the devils in the little office called the HR department”. This is true for a fact. The point I want to discuss thru this post is that is it really worth staying and working in an IT company with all its perks, yes? But which come along with whole lotta problems as well… I’ve chalked out a few points which I think are flustered when you work in an IT company…
1)      Health Well-Being…
Yeah I know they call it the 9to6 job…but is it really? I don’t think so… it’s more of a 12 or even 13 hour job to be precise…You get up in the morning and all you have on your mind is projects and stuff… you come home late and sometimes super late! Affects all routines… lunch time is not fixed nor is dinner… Usually the campuses are not in proper city limits so the travel time is a long stretch, unless of course you’re living in some crazy out of city townships as they call them near to your office. The body with such travel and no schedule of what so ever is affected even if you’re He-(wo)man… you just can’t force yourself to keep on doing this…You’ll fall sick…which usually happens and still you go to work taking that runny nose and that burning hot forehead with you… not good :/

2)      Relationships…
While you slog away the entire week (including weekends sometimes) in your air conditioned office there are people out there who need and care for you(family and friends)… You, for obvious reasons can’t give them time… and of course they understand because they don’t have any other option… After coming back home you are too tired to socialize or even chat up with your family…and weekends if you get an off, it’s for relaxation(read sleep…zzz… :p). However much you deny the social life is affected…yes you do attend office parties and office dinner and stuff but whom are you giving time to then? Think about it…

3)      Financial growth…
The whole purpose of working is of course money, right? Everyone knows this… but in India every year thousands of software and computer engineers are picked up by companies and trained and put in various cities to slog according to their convenience.  The point I wanna get thru is that unless you’re a brilliant slogger or a fantastic “coder” as we say in engineering language you can’t get to the major tiers of this humongous level hierarchy that these IT companies have… Therefore you can remain stagnant in your position and suffer low pays which these companies hardly shell out for low tier employees… but yeah money is involved…a lot of money…no doubt… But the drawback is that it’s India that you’re working in & for every 9$ an employee working in USA earns the Indian employee get 1$. How is that anywhere fair to be said the least? Besides when you start-up it’s not the pay on which you can run a household entirely given the rising cost and Inflation India is going thru…
These are just some of the problems which I feel can crop up if you’re involved in the corporate IT industry…there are a many points which are still lingering in my head which I wanna clear out but then this post will be too big for even me to spell check :p
There’ll be another post on this…after my friends come to me and eat my head up about this article… I’ll get their views and put down something more!!
This is not pointed towards anybody nor is this a vendetta against anyone…even I’m an IT engineer. But the difference is I’m not gonna work in no IT company. It’s too much for me…and besides I’m a gujju…business is in my blood…yeah it’s gonna be tough but then what in life isn’t??  So the path is pretty much clear…
Stay happy!!
Cheers!! Adios!!



Tuesday, 11 February 2014

S14 E04 - A Little Ode To Happ'y'ness...

Theres nothing wrong with the title...its ment to be that way...the 2006 movie has been of substantial importance of shaping my life..." The Pursuit Of Happ'y'ness"...I was 16 that time...and due to a major tradedy in my life...happyness was hard to come by...this movie put my heart back in its place...it made me thank the good folks who put me in this world..

Often somethings make you go from a frown to a "Ear to Ear" in a matter of seconds...here's my interpreation of what are those things usually... this is list which is tried and tested...and it works perfectly...

1)Smell of Fresh Coffee....


2) Biting into a Spongy Chocolate Cake


3) Long Bubbly Bath in A Tub Surronded By Candles...


4) Travelling...!



5) Long Conversations over a Star lit sky with Hot Cocoa...



6) Diwali Lights...!


7) Staring into the Clouds from an Airplane....!!


8) Waiting on the Beach with your loved one for the Sun to set...


9) Carousel Lights...!!


10)Instances of Serendipity...!


This is a small list of so many things which usually light up your world...leave your suggestions in the comments if you wanna share your scoop of happ'y'ness...we can make up one more list..!!

Cheers!! Adios...

Friday, 7 February 2014

Blog S14E03 - V-Day is in Order!!

Well… Valentine’s day is coming up and I really dunno what to do…I’ve already started getting weird messages comparing love with aids and all weird stuff singles are upto on valentine’s day…I don’t understand why people have hyped up the V-Day so much…its not as bad for singles as it looks…imagine the money you save in a single day…imagine the more time you can spend with your dog…it has its perks for sure…none of you have to be sad about it… any which ways it’s for sure a time for celebration for couples…!! Have merry and make fun they say…well yeah that’s the plan most of the time but it certainly doesn’t work that way around every time…Besides being a student I am a lyricist too, a poet you can call me…not the weird ones…not those shairywalas…I can’t write stuff in Hindi for nuts…this thing I do is like a story…I write stories in poems…most of it is copious and sometime melancholic too…but it speaks a lot about the way I feel… here goes one…you can use it to impress your loved one…all the stuff on my blog is free and yeah you can definitely use it or copy it…I believe in – “Imitation is the Highest Form of Flattery..!” This thing here is funny… don’t use it if you’re looking for serious stuff!!

You’re something else to me…
You’re something special to me…
You’re like no one else….
But you’re like someone who never fails…
You’re Tom to my Jerry
You’re the Gin to my Tonic
You’re the Olive Oyl to my Popeye
You’re the Calvin to my Hobbes
You’re the Mario to my princess(There’s no dragon involved here!)
You’re the Minnie to my Mickey...
You’re The Dr Watson to My Sherlock Holmes
You’re The Eddie to my Garfield
You’re Jesse Pinkman to My Walter White…
You’re the Firebolt to My Harry Potter…
You’re the Sonia Gandhi to my Manmohan: p
You’re the Muffler to My Arvind Kejriwal…
You’re The Elephants to my Mayavati…
You’re the Chai Stall to My Narendra Modi...
And you’re the Rahul Gandhi to My Empowerment...
Okay basically you get the idea right??
It Means you mean the world to me…And you know you’re important to me than anyone else in this world…
Happy Valentine’s Day...
Hope the singles enjoy too!!


Adios! Stay Happy!!!

Thursday, 6 February 2014

Blog S14E02 – Political Connections…

As I start writing this…I say out the word blog loud…it’s a funny word isn’t it? Bloooog…say it out loud...Say bauuoollgg…lol…sound funny isn’t it? As you can see this post here is about politics in my mind…I’ve been dying to write about this from a long time…a really really long time.... It’s all about the situation in India right now...
There are 2 main parties the BJP (Bhartiya Janta Party) and there’s the INC(Indian National Congress). Now getting that to order, these two players are the main contenders of the political pie in India…and unfortunately we don’t have any other option…until now…The AAP(Aam Aadmi Party) which literally means the common man party..
Honestly I’m not a political fanatic (thank god for that) unlike some of my friends who try to super impose their every opinion of a political party on others and when others try to say something against the party of their choice…they grow all flustered and become red from the ears and noses alike…not that their opinion is wrong but the way they put up points is very stupid to say the least…(the word I was looking for is fuck all… ;) ). For all that they have to say they talk as if the party pays them in gold to talk out loud in favor of them…lol…I laugh at such pricks…
In a matter of a few months from now the general elections are gonna take place in India…if you ask me whom I’m gonna vote then I’ll say for change…well then you’ll say what change?? Ahh I dunno what change...I’m just gonna give someone else a chance to govern a nation coz that’s my power…I have the say in that…and no stupid pricks can stop me from voting who I want…I’m not voting for some individual nor am I voting for some party…I’m voting for change…and I’m giving other a chance to perform…

Now this post is a genuine attempt to vent out my feelings against whoever tries to influence others to change their political mindsets…believe me I’ve seen relationships getting worse due to these fights…better to let it be and go vote yourself…

Cheers!! Adios!!

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Blog S14E01 - Re-Entry!!

It’s a new year and I’m planning to be more active working on this blog than ever…well it’s just a plan but there are so many things which I wanna write on but the lazy lad that I am I never get to the point of actually writing down something.. And yeah it’s been a month since new year’s so I’m basically late again.. Yeah such is my laziness…and somehow I still think that I’m doing no wrong being so lazy. Lol!! Okay let’s talk about something.. How has the New Year treated me? Well it’s been good-bad…basically bad. And there’s nothing new I can tell you. Well for starters I got rid of some really pathetic people out there in my life who were acting like total cunts. Hope they are reading this and yeah…thank you gentlemen for fucking off so dearly from my life…the air is much cleaner now…J. And the major news is that my college is royally screwing me and my classmates over and over again. It’s the last SEM of my engineering…I don’t understand why they wanna create such a ruckus around a stupid thing and act equally stupid. Anyways don’t wanna spend much time thinking about all that...

Okay conclusion… this post is basically to announce that I’ll be a better blogger this year!! Really hope so!!

Adios!! Stay Happy!!