Saturday, 29 September 2012

The Pineapple Effect…

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I remember this particular effect from a post I had read earlier on Facebook…and I just experienced this same effect a few days back in my college…

Okay it happened that me and a couple of my friends were walking (Won’t reveal their names for the sake of integrity…Theirs and this blog’s.) thru the corridor of our college library. And we were as usual on the lookout of ‘birds’ as we call them…a little respite for the sore eyes working on bloodsucking submissions day and night…when suddenly one of my friend pointed out to me…a bird…yeah…she was not that good...but in our college whatever we get to see is like a bonus…so anyways we were feasting our eyes walking out of the library…I didn't catch the face…so like a trio of hunters we turned back to get a closer look…We caught a glimpse and we stood there waiting to see what comes next…
She comes near and stands next to us with her friend…our ears popping out to hear what she says…and when the 1st words come out of her…
Daaaammmmnnnnnn ….its screeeeech and dhadam dhud dahd…the same ways cars crash in movies….The voice she speaks is hoarse…and with the u-can’t-place-which-village accent English…it’s all going southwards in your fantasy world…You try to go back to the time when you were happy just to stay away look at her…but no…it doesn’t happen…This my friend is the pineapple effect…U just got pineappled..!!!

We 3 gave each other a look…and got the hell out of there…it was too much to take for any of us…hoping that next time we won’t fall into this trap…hoping…All we could do…!

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